Support Emotional Adjustment Humor

Here's an array of great party items for use whenever you or a friend feel like properly groveling around in depression, anxiety, and general overall misery. Now please get real sad and cry, weep, moan and groan right along with us. Your tears are ALWAYS welcome here!

Pity Party Slogans
Submitted by Karol Alfera

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
You! Off my planet!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
And your crybaby opinion would be…?
I am not crazy, I have just been in a very bad mood for thirty years.
Better living through denial.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

In Loving Memory

Karol is the wife of Don Alfera. Karol really enjoyed crafts! She was the penguin mascot for the first meeting of the Scleroderma Webmaster's Association, where she was abducted and held for ransom (a bag of chocolate treats!). Sadly, she has passed away from cancer. But we will always remember her lively sense of humor.

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